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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about cereal, Habs fans and the divorced man dream house.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.1

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. I'm just

0:13.2

checking in on you. This isn't even a podcast. This is just me poking my head into

0:18.8

your cubicle, your office door, your fucking cardboard box, wherever you're living,

0:24.8

wherever you work and whatever you're doing. Are you making America great again? We're

0:31.2

gonna make it great again. Remember when it was great? That's gonna happen again.

0:37.4

Making America great again. What's going on? How are you? I'm in a good mood. My

0:48.5

lovely daughter has entered a new phase of just non-stop crying. I think she's

0:56.8

gonna be a Rick Flair fan because the only thing I could do to get her to

0:59.8

stop was you know those exercise balls that the ladies use them, you know,

1:06.1

because they're always trying to work their glutes and their fucking thighs

1:08.6

because that's where they put the weight on. You know guys are always over there

1:12.1

doing sit-ups. Doing that shit, right? Doing shit from rocky, hanging upside

1:18.1

down. Maybe if I hang upside down and fucking do a sit-up, you know, that'll

1:23.0

offset the fucking nine slices of pizza I'm gonna have tonight. The pizza wins.

1:27.4

Okay, you don't need to hang upside down. You don't even need to do fucking, you

1:30.8

don't really even need to do sit-ups. What you need to do is you need to get

1:34.1

some salads in your life. You gotta start looking at bad food like it's some

1:39.7

fucking check that you know is great in the rack, right? But it's just you can't

1:43.9

bring a home to your parents. She's a fucking lunatic. That's what bad food is.

1:47.1

And the food version of great in the rack is salt sugar high. That's all it is, right?

1:52.0

Just sends you shit through the roof. You're like yeah, you know, and you just keep

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