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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the art of knocking, sleeping on the road and Duke vs UNC.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.4

It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning

0:06.2

podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:11.4

Just checking in on you seeing how your week's going.

0:13.2

How's your week going?

0:14.2

Did your fucking team have another championship parade like mine did?

0:18.0

Well, you know what?

0:19.4

I wish it did.

0:20.6

Why the fuck should my town have all the goddamn success?

0:25.7

You know?

0:26.7

It's fucking unbelievable.

0:29.0

I still can't believe you won that fucking game, but I'm not going to go on and on and on

0:32.4

and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it.

0:36.6

I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina, came in a day before the Comedy Zone gig.

0:40.6

I went to the Charlotte Hornets versus the Brooklyn Nets, you know?

0:45.6

And when you try to go to a home game, sorry, I'm going to, I don't have my fucking microphone,

0:49.4

so I'm just recording where my laptop's.

0:51.0

So anytime I click on something, my pick ad damage you.

0:56.3

But when you're trying to do what it is that I've been doing, which is to basically go to

1:01.4

all of the, to go to a home game of every fucking team and all four major sports every once

1:07.7

and while you got to go to a game, it's not the best game.

1:10.9

You got to go see a couple of franchises that even though they've had their moments, this

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