Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 18th, 2013, and right off the bat, you should be going like, well, this sounds a lot different than all the other ones.

Yes, it does. There's a reason for that. The reason for it is because the handy recorder H4NR by Zoom, the Zoom H4N.

Handy recorder is a fucking diva, hunk of shit. Fuck that recorder and it's non-existent digital ass.

I've had more goddamn fucking problems with this thing. First of all, they give you a fucking memory card, we can record like just over a podcast.

There'll be fucking goddamn week. I start the podcast. If I forgot to erase the last one, I have a problem.

I know what you guys are thinking. Well, Bill, why don't you buy a new fucking memory card? Well, I'm an asshole.

Okay? Admittedly, I'm an asshole. But you know what I did? You know what I did, people?

Guess where all fucking Billy Redface went the other day?

Well, I went to the wrong place first, but then they told me where to go. And then I bought a fucking memory card.

Some 60 fucking four gig memory card. I stick it in this thing, fucking little slot there. Turn it on. It says, do you want to format the card?

Why? Yes, I would. Handy fucking recorder H4NR, Zoom, douche, right? How childish is this right now?

Trying not to be mad at an inanimate object. As Joe DeRosa says. But I am.

So I put it in there and it says error. Can't do it. Then I go on the internet, wasting more fucking time in my life.

Oh, you technology douchebags out there who just think that this stuff makes your life easier. It doesn't.

It doesn't because it's constantly fucking breaking down.

And then I got to go on the internet and I got to try and figure out what the hell's going on?

You know, sifting through all this this horse shit and I found something and I followed it to the tea that still says it's, it's a problem.

So what do I have to do? I'm in New York City right now, by the way. I'm going to have to somehow get in touch with Bobby Kelly.

And I'm going to flip the fuck out. Screaming about tech. This is what happens. This is how Bobby Kelly helps you with technology.

I call him up. I immediately go on a rant about technology and the banking system. He sits back and relaxes, you know, probably has the phone like 20 feet from his ear.

And when I'm done ranting, you know, he'll just sit there and be like, I do what's the problem? What do you have?

And I think this fucking piece of shit zone. Fuck of it. Dude, dude, it's not a piece of shit, dude.

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