Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns, the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December

8, 2014. What's going on, everybody? How are you? Jesus Christ. All freckles. All freckles

has been fucking smoking too many cigars and the fucking booze. I don't want I'm doing.

I don't want I'm doing. You know what it is? I'm ready for my fucking year to be over.

I'm ready to be on vacation. I'm burned out. I am burned out from all the crap I've been

doing. I don't work this hard. I'm a comedian. I sit around on a couch all day. I take up

the ukulele. Just killing a day waiting for my show at 8 o'clock at night. That's what

I was supposed to be doing. But you know, I got a couple things going on. I had to promote

my special everybody for those of you who didn't hear. I have my new stand up special.

Just came out Friday. It's on Netflix exclusively exclusively on Netflix. It's called I'm

sorry you feel that way. And I got to admit, people really seem to be liking it. Thank

Christ. I want to thank everybody. You know what? Netflix, new wave, J. Carous for directing

it. Giving me the special to look the one that I wanted. And people seem to like it. So

that's all good. It's all fucking good. As far as you wondering, well, when can I, when

can I see, can I buy it? Netflix has it for a year. One year from now, when anybody

who wanted to see it already has seen it, then I'm allowed to sell it on DVD, Blu-ray,

or whatever the fuck I want to do, you know, you know, the deal. So that's one, and that's

one I'll have it available. That's just the deal. That's just how it is, you know, considering

the current climate on the internet. This is the way you have to do the deals because,

you know, people fucking steal. So somebody's willing to put the money up for the special.

The fuck you're going to do. Plus Netflix works great for me because I like to try to travel

as far as I can internationally speaking. And, you know, Netflix seems to be getting more

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