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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-15-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2014

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight, pussy coming into the room and ADHD tests.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday November now. Sorry December December sorry

0:10.0

Sorry about that December 15th 2014 sure some nerve was like oh you fucking uploaded the robot again epic fail

0:20.0

What a fucking loser man

0:23.0

Oh you internet cuts

0:25.0

Just up the fucking ass all the goddamn time you know it's some fucking very rarely

0:35.0

Very rarely do I do I ever block anybody on Twitter just because I don't want to give people the satisfaction that they bugged me and this technology

0:47.0

Fucking cunt bugged me

0:50.0

You know what I'm one of my asshole how long have I been in this internet game I'm gonna tell you what the fuck he said I'm not gonna tell you what he said go fuck yourself

0:58.0

So look at you guys all warming up your fucking little flangees there to go send me a fucking tweet

1:04.0

I know what the flangees tassels meditassels flangees

1:08.0

That's on your feet right and then carpals metacarpals flangees remember that

1:13.0

When you took biology class and they talked about the biode juices whatever the fuck they did

1:17.0

And the whole phase connected to your respiratory system not a respiratory system has has

1:24.0

Fascinated scientists for centuries

1:29.0

Oh good so that bring back some fucking bad goddamn memories only good about am I I think one of my science classes is that like you know with the books

1:41.0

Back in the day you had to sign your name in the year you had the books

1:45.0

So then you'd get books you know you know somebody to grade above I got your old math book right you only good about my science class was

1:53.0

I got the same book as the hottest check two grades in front of me you know

1:58.0

So I was just sitting back there with my orange hair not even listening just me like she actually helped this book oh my god

2:08.0

That was the only thing enjoyable

2:11.0

About science class what's funny now is I I love science I

2:17.0

Love fucking science the sound of the shit the fucking crap the ozone layer was it I love a parade

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