Monday Morning Podcast 12-31-12
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2012
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday Morning Podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | The final Monday Morning Podcast for 2012, Monday, December 31st, 2012. |
| 0:14.0 | Happy New Year! You know, there's no New Year's songs, are there? |
| 0:19.0 | Other than that dumb one you sing, after they do the countdown, right? |
| 0:25.0 | Eileen Over with some chick who's got red wine breath and fucking great teeth. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, we're gonna go up to your suite. Right? |
| 0:35.0 | That's how you bring in the New Year? |
| 0:38.0 | Well, I actually wrote a New Year's song for you guys this week. This is what I do for my listeners. |
| 0:42.0 | All right? Here it is. |
| 0:45.0 | In the spirit of New Year's, here it is. Happy New Year to you. |
| 0:53.0 | Am I gonna get sued? Happy New Year. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm not gonna get any money off this, right? To you. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. |
| 1:05.0 | Happy New Year to you. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh fuck you, so. Hey, happy New Year everybody. |
| 1:18.0 | Two, you know what the great thing about a New Year is, is you just get to say, fuck the last year. |
| 1:24.0 | Right? And act like because the sun's going down and it's coming up and it's a brand new year. |
| 1:30.0 | That's somehow you're a different person. |
| 1:33.0 | Somehow you've learned something from last year without even having to apply yourself. |
| 1:38.0 | That's a big drunk talk. New Year's Eve. |
| 1:42.0 | Dude, I'm so glad this fucking year is over. This year, worst year ever. |
| 1:47.0 | Fucking wife left me. My kids suck. |
| 1:52.0 | I fucking cracked up my cat the other day, right? |
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