Monday Morning Podcast 1-7-13
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2013
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 7th, 2013, the first Monday of a wonderful new year. |
| 0:11.0 | We're in our teens, everybody, in this century. |
| 0:16.0 | Has anybody said basically what this, this decade is called, by the way, is this the teens? |
| 0:22.0 | I guess you can officially say that, right? |
| 0:24.0 | I mean, they say that about the 1900s, right? |
| 0:26.0 | They say that, well, it was the roaring 20s. |
| 0:29.0 | They always blow off the first two, the odds, the teens, the 30s, the 40s, I don't fucking know. |
| 0:37.0 | Anyways, you have to believe this shit. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm sitting here, right? |
| 0:42.0 | Wake up. |
| 0:43.0 | I don't have anything to talk about today. |
| 0:46.0 | So I was like, I know, I know what I'll do. |
| 0:48.0 | I'll go check out the fucking egg heads over at Ted.com, see what the fuck they're up to. |
| 0:53.0 | And what do I see? |
| 0:55.0 | This is why we're going to be extinct quicker than global warming or click quicker than anything else you could ever come up with. |
| 1:02.0 | One of the things right on the front page is this guy Hayden Perry. |
| 1:06.0 | And you know what he's talking about everybody? |
| 1:08.0 | He's talking about reengineering mosquitoes to fight disease. |
| 1:14.0 | How can these people be so smart and so fucking stupid? |
| 1:21.0 | All at the same time. |
| 1:25.0 | Do you really think that you're just going to reengineer? |
| 1:27.0 | Like, I don't know what they're going to do. |
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