Monday Morning Podcast 12-24-12
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2012
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.4 | It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 24, 2012. |
| 0:10.7 | And as you can see, the way I stress December 24, that I am, I am letting you guys know |
| 0:18.8 | that I realize that it's Christmas Eve. |
| 0:21.9 | Okay? |
| 0:22.9 | I realize that therefore this has to be a very special podcast. |
| 0:30.4 | Which it won't be, but I'm just letting you know that I know that you feel that it should |
| 0:35.7 | be special. |
| 0:36.7 | Did you know I had some sort of Christmas special going on here? |
| 0:39.8 | Singing you guys some holiday tunes, huh? |
| 0:44.0 | Have allie-jolly Christmas. |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, it's the best time of the year. |
| 0:52.3 | The year's pretty cool except for that douche sister married. |
| 0:57.4 | There's always one, right? |
| 1:01.7 | There's always going to be that one fucking guy. |
| 1:04.9 | Everybody's having a good time and then this one can't has to come in, moping around. |
| 1:10.2 | You know, who is it? |
| 1:13.9 | The chick with the substance abuse problem or the moody guy? |
| 1:19.6 | I'd rather have the substance abuse check around than the moody guy. |
| 1:23.5 | The moody guy is the worst. |
| 1:24.5 | He comes in, right? |
| 1:25.5 | Like the fucking antithesis of mistletoe. |
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