meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-30-13

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bill rambles about buying a file cabinet, Beyonce and hosting a prized pig contest.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.0

December 30th, 2013. Oh my God, it's the last Monday of 2013. You guys...

0:17.0

What are we gonna do with it?

0:20.0

I'm actually still enjoying the holidays. I don't know about you guys.

0:25.0

Usually, by this point, I'm so fucking sick of everything.

0:30.0

And I do mean everything that I'm kind of like...

0:33.0

I'm almost excited to go back to work, but this year has been a great thing.

0:36.0

Other than saying that fucking have yourself a merry little Christmas commercial like 58 fucking times.

0:43.0

Every goddamn hockey game, you know, or that one with the douche who...

0:51.0

He's got a family, right? So already he's hateable.

0:55.0

You know, oh, is that your little fucking fake television family?

1:00.0

You know, that didn't notice the film crew watching you guys having a Christmas.

1:04.0

And he makes the home videos and everybody fucking gets around.

1:08.0

You know, the TV and they're all tearing up.

1:11.0

Oh, what a sentiment, a little sad thing you made.

1:14.0

We're crying because we're so happy, right?

1:18.0

Nobody trashes them.

1:21.0

Causes them a little sensitive little pussy, something homophobic.

1:24.0

Like it would really go down.

1:25.0

Now, everybody is tolerant of this fuck and his little...

1:30.0

What was that movie with the chick with the rose petals coming down on her tits?

1:34.0

Right? Remember that? And the kids filming the trash.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.