Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 6, 2014.

Wow. Can you believe we're already 14 years into this century? Can you believe that you're going to die this century,

unless they come up with some rogue aim for you fucking hot? Yes, you are. You are going to die. Let's try to call it right now.

I was born in the year of our Lord 1968. So my goal in life is I'd like to see the 70s again. All right, because the first time was just so groovy, man.

Sorry, I'm fucking punch drunk. Getting back. Anyways, stay focused this week, Bill. Stay fucking focused. Yeah, I'd like to make it to about 2072. I'll be 104 years old.

You know, it'll be right before the dead getting ready to get in geared up for another fucking bicentennial tricentennial. Is that what it's going to be?

The tricentennial everybody and they'll come wheeling me out. He's so old. He remembers the second one. The bicentennial and I'll be like, what?

Right. Celebrating. There was a hundred years ago today that Richard Nixon resigned from office. I get to watch that ship.

The hundredth anniversary of the assassination of fucking John F. Kennedy. I sound like dumber. Fucking. And what else would I see? The hundredth anniversary of the Philadelphia Eagles went in a fucking championship. You assholes.

How did I always lose yesterday? I like the sinks. I like when they go marching in. But you know, something verzy got me all hyped up that like the Eagles were probably the best matchup for the Seahawks.

And to me, I think the Seahawks are going to win the whole thing, but there would be nothing funnier if they didn't.

I got money on them to win it, but it would just be fucking hilarious if they didn't. And then their fans had to go home to 12th man, 12th man, they have to go fucking home again with that little fucking piece of paper on the wall for their world record.

The loudest crowd ever really. You don't think the Arab Spring was a little louder. You don't think that that crowd was a little bit louder.

Running for their lives. After being dispersed. Anyways, what the fuck am I talking about here?

You know, I'm really getting tired of people who don't live in the United States of America talking about it and then going, you know, and this is happening and this is happening.

And I just feel like people aren't even aware of it. You stupid arrogant fucking cons. What a fuck do you get off thinking you know more about my country than I fucking live here?

Why do I tell somebody in Greece? What the fuck? I don't think anybody in Greece realized what's going on in their country.

Listen, fuck heads from around the world world world world world. We know what's going on here.

What would you have us do? Protesters in this country are treated the exact same fucking way they are around the world.

If you're lucky, all you get is the water cannon. If you're lucky, only 40 you die from the rubber bullets.

All right, that's what happens. All right, Mr. fucking big mouth out there. All right, you want to start the fucking revolution. I'll join it. You started.

You get on point. All right, there, Gandhi. You fucking take the sheet off your goddamn bed. Put on your fucking sandals and you walk down the street.

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