Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-29-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2018
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:14.0 | It's fucking cough, man. I know what's going on. Dude, there's something going around. |
| 0:22.0 | I heard about it. Dude, you hear that? About that guy in Swam Scott. I heard he fucking dude. The fucking guy died. |
| 0:28.0 | He had to fucking sniffles. He went up to, he went upstairs to bed and he came up dead and the fucking guy was dead. |
| 0:36.0 | There's always those stories around Europe, around Europe, about around winter this time of year, right? |
| 0:44.0 | Europe. I'm thinking about my Euro dates. I might as well tell you. |
| 0:46.0 | Listen to this shit. The following cities in Europe, my European tour have sold out Munich, often back. |
| 0:52.0 | Riga, Riga, Vienna, Liverpool, London, Copenhagen and Helsinki. |
| 0:58.0 | Second show will be added at Royal Albert Hall in London. More shows in other cities of second shows if we feel that we can sell them. |
| 1:06.0 | They will be added. All right, there you go. |
| 1:10.0 | Okay, and the Patrisso deal. Comedy benefit February 19, 2019. Jim Gaffigan. |
| 1:18.0 | Fucking Rich Voss, myself and a bunch of other people in front of me. |
| 1:24.0 | Big J. Ocarson and Little Bill Burr. We're all going to be down there. It's going to be tremendous. |
| 1:30.0 | All right, plowing ahead here. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, I don't know. Everybody in my fucking house is sick right now. |
| 1:38.0 | And I got to go to New York because I'm doing a benefit on December 1st in the city. |
| 1:42.0 | I tweeted about it and I forget where the fuck it's going to be. But it should be a good time. Music and comedy. |
| 1:50.0 | Extravaganza to help people with, I don't know what I never fucking know. They just ask and I say, all right, I'll do it. |
| 1:56.0 | I'll do it. And then you make the bad mistake as a comedian is you don't find out what the benefits for before you go on stage and then you end up doing a fucking joke about it. |
| 2:04.0 | What is this? Is this a benefit for cancer? Yes, it is. Oh, sorry. Sorry. |
| 2:10.0 | I should have looked in. I should have looked in before I fucking, you know, before I started doing my shit. I apologize. |
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