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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-17-12

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Patriots/49ers, choking on breakfast cereal, and being treated like a fuck stick. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 17th, 2012.

0:08.0

I am emotionally exhausted from watching that Patriots San Francisco game last night. How insane was that game?

0:18.0

Unbelievable.

0:20.0

Unfortunately, it was exactly what I thought. Although the comeback, I was amazed by that, but I've gotten so much shit from a couple friends of mine who are Patriots fans because they feel like I'm not a Patriots fan anymore because I keep talking about how bad our defenses.

0:38.0

They're one of those people who like dress like Drew Bletsow when they watch the game. You know those people with a touch fucking fans, no matter what's going on, you can never say anything.

0:51.0

What they deem is like negative rather than constructive criticism, but you know, I feel vindicated.

0:59.0

Because last week when we beat the Texans, they were sitting there going, you see, look at that. You know, there's your defense.

1:07.0

What are you going to say now? You're ready any time. Yeah, the did so. The did so. Right.

1:15.0

I'm telling the whole fucking time that the AFC is weak. All right, it's fucking weak.

1:22.0

The AFC has been far superior to the AFC for fucking years. All right, but the thing is you got Brady and Bella check and a little bit of luck.

1:32.0

And that's how we got to the fucking Super Bowl last year. And we still almost won. But that doesn't change the fact that our defense.

1:41.0

All right, we do go against the mediocre teams and the so called good teams in the AFC, but I'm telling you right now, we'll be lucky if we get by the Broncos.

1:50.0

Okay, you let up fucking 40 something points to a second year quarterback. I can't help you. Why is my voice cracking?

1:57.0

Because I've been screaming at the fucking TV for three hours watching the damn thing.

2:02.0

Yeah, if the 49ers actually had a quarterback, they would have scored like, you know, a more experienced quarterback. I'm not shitting on their.

2:11.0

That guy there with the soul patch, whatever the fuck his name is at a Boise State who could have played baseball, but he had one fucking shot. He took that. I mean, fucking times you can tell that story.

2:23.0

I mean, he missed like two guys who will have like three steps on our safety.

2:28.0

I don't know. Just fucking brutal, but I knew it was going to happen. I knew it was going to happen. You know what I mean? I mean, I hate to say it, but if you know, if the 49ers had Aaron Rogers,

2:37.0

a Drew breeze, a fucking, you know, Eli Manning, you know, it's, we can't compete with that. Kills me. Kills me.

2:47.0

I don't want the fuck we have to do, but you know, we're all right. We're all right in the box, as they say, but I swear to God, our fucking past defense stinks.

2:57.0

I don't, I don't keep it. You know, it just it was, you know, it was enjoyable watching the 49ers celebrating and stomping around and doing that because they're doing their job, all that dumb shit that every fucking athlete does now.

3:11.0

You know, you fucking get a layup for two points and then you go,

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