Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast from Monday, December 23rd, 2019. What's going on? How are you? How's it

going with you guys? How are you feeling? How was your weekend? How have you been

since Thursday? Oh, I've been fucking great. I passed my test. Does that mean you

have an instrument you ever carried? No, it doesn't. It's the first, it's the

beginning. You got to pass the test and then there's then you sit down before

you check right and they give you basically a question and answer thing. The

oral exam and then then you have to go out and go fly via your instrument

only. So, but I guess the hardest part is passing this thing. So Jesus, and

what a fucking test. Holy holy, holy Toledo. I went over to go take the friggin

test. I woke up that morning. I was in the best mood. I was like, oh, thank God. I'm

finally taking this test. I've been studying for four months. September, October

November, December, yeah, four months. And I was just like, I haven't played drums

in like three weeks. I haven't been watching football. I just cut everything out

of my life other than my wife and kid. You know, did less stand up. I was like, I

have to fucking pass this thing. So my teacher was like, I call him up. I said,

dude, I'm ready. I can, I can finally, I can figure out the HSI's. I can do, I

can figure out the tear drop parallel direct. I can, I understand the RMI. I know

all the weather. I know all the fucking regulations. I can read the stupid low

altitude fucking charts and all of this shit. So he goes, fine, well, let's take

you the Thursday of Friday. And I was like, what? So he goes, yeah. So my guard

fine. So the day of the test, Friday, I wake up and I'm just in the best mood. And

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