Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 19, 2011.

2011. What's going on? How are you? Did you get your holiday shop and done? Oh my God, what am I going to get, Massey?

What are you going to get her? And a better question, why are you going to get her something? Huh? Why you guys falling into this fucking shit? Why can't you be an independent moron thinker like myself?

I haven't bought anybody shit this year. Just because I have an at time to, so now I have to go where I don't want to go.

I have to go out into the malls today. The second I'm done with this mother fucking podcast, I got to go out to the malls.

I got to go out there and look at the people with their fat fucking stretchy pants, you know, those big giant plastic bags are shit for what?

You know, this is a question I have you if you know, I have a couple, you know, I got nieces and nephews, I'll buy shit for them.

You know, but there's got to be some sort of like, just cut off age, you know, like, I don't know, 13, once you're 13, it's like, you know, fucking grow up.

I've got all these people in my life, they're in their 30s and 40s, I'm sitting there going, you know, what do they want for Christmas?

Oh my god, you get your bicycle? You know, you can't fucking believe what somebody asked me for.

Somebody older just got married, they asked me to get him a penini press.

He's getting with the fucking go get it yourself asshole the fuck I don't even sell one of those.

Oh, down there at the do store, I'm supposed to go down there.

Aparins are us, I don't even know where they sell one of those fucking things.

Give me a fucking penini press, it even like kills me as they live like three states away.

It's like fucking mail in a pile of bricks.

I got them post is just going to cost more than the fucking pen anything.

I really like a toaster. Well, go buy one.

That's one of the worst is when people ask you for non-exciting gifts.

It's either completely non-exciting or it's something down there at that fucking dead con store.

Fucking I store Apple store, the Apple store, everybody wants something from there.

I want an iPad, can you give me an iPad?

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