Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-11

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2011

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Posted in PodcastPlay AudioBill rambles about Christmas, Eli Manning, your liver, and coconut dream bars.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:04.8	How are you?
0:05.8	It's Bill Burr, it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 12, 2011.
0:12.1	I am sweaty, roasting, baking, boiling.
0:17.4	It's like a sauna.
0:20.3	I'm fucking sick.
0:22.0	You like my voice?
0:23.7	Droid.
0:24.7	I got fucking sick this week.
0:30.9	Too much fucking traveling around.
0:33.4	Too much flying all over the place, doing all this fucking bullshit.
0:39.1	I don't know what I did.
0:40.9	I'd fuck it, woke up, shook too many hands, scratched my nose and here I sit.
0:46.7	Hang on one second, everybody.
0:49.4	Yeah.
0:50.4	Yeah.
0:51.4	All right.
0:52.4	That's fucking gross.
0:56.2	You know, having a beard is awesome until you have a cold.
1:02.7	I'm going to leave it at that.
1:07.2	Jesus fucking Christ.
1:11.0	You know what's funny is I'm like achy.
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