Monday Morning Podcast 12-9-12

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2013

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Bill rambles about proper murder in war, traveling in Europe and chocolate covered berries. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.9	It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 9, 2013.
0:08.2	How you doing?
0:09.7	How are you?
0:10.7	How's your weekend?
0:11.7	How's your Christmas shopping?
0:13.3	Oh my God, there's so many people to buy for.
0:16.7	There's not enough time.
0:17.7	What am I going to do?
0:19.0	You know what you're going to do?
0:20.2	Just bake them a fucking cake.
0:22.1	All right?
0:23.1	You walk right up and you mush it right in their fucking cut.
0:26.8	Happy holidays.
0:28.7	You're going to fuck all of you.
0:29.7	You know?
0:30.7	That's the only reason why you like me.
0:31.7	You're going to judge me on my goddamn gifts.
0:33.7	I got a gift for you.
0:35.1	It's right there.
0:36.1	You got frosting in your pubes.
0:37.6	All right?
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