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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-17-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about bullying, bootleg stairmasters and driving cross country with Yoda.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:13.2

Check it in on you. How are you? What's going on? Oh shit. It's the day before the fucking space movie comes out.

0:22.4

Vapapapapapapapapa 18335

0:31.6

It's the fucking religion out there right keep in mind that Obi Wanken oh,

0:36.5

Bee has died for us and he's using the force with you

0:44.7

he had that dirty robe. Maybe that's why he got sliced in half. All right, so I have

0:54.9

a little cartoon coming out called Ephesus for Family Tomorrow. I know it's not the big space movie

0:59.4

that everybody wants to see, you know, with R2, D2 and C3PO and that fucking green thing that got shot

1:06.6

in the bar way back in the day. Bap, ba, ba, ba, ba. How does the evil one go? How does the evil song go?

1:13.6

What a bad, what a bad, what a bad, what a bad, what a bad, what a bad, what a bad, what a bad,

1:21.9

fucking same goddamn movie. Why are you guys going to see that when you, you don't know what's

1:26.8

going to happen in Ephesus for Family, you know what's going to happen in Star Wars. Good is going

1:33.2

to triumph over evil, doesn't it always except for that one, you know, where they ran around on those

1:38.5

mechanical fucking llamas, whatever the hell they were, the ad-ats. I know all this shit because

1:44.5

one of my brothers, he had all the fucking action figures, you know. I remember that shit, you know,

1:50.8

I just, you know, I talked about on Conan, I just messed out. I didn't see it at the right age,

1:54.4

and then when I saw it, I was like, you know, the hype was just so fucking big and I was just like,

1:59.0

this was the big deal. This is the big, I thought the first one was boring and then the next one,

2:04.2

I loved. I like the one that the fucking dude cut the guy with the blackout Darth Vader, Darth

2:11.7

Vader, Darth Vader Joe. Yeah, about that new fucking guy moved into the neighborhood,

2:19.5

fucking Darth Vader, dude, his fucking ride is sick kid. Yeah, he cut off Luke Skywalker's hand

2:28.6

in that air conditioning shaft, whatever it was. None of it's explained, by the way.

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