meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-12-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bill rambles about Eli, pant suits and cheerleaders.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday and

0:08.4

ah

0:11.4

ah

0:14.4

ah

0:16.4

Just checking on you guys how's your week going? Oh, that's one all did that happen. Oh, that's too bad

0:23.0

I fucking shake it off, huh? All right, come on you moved out

0:29.5

All right, your parents aren't there anymore to pick you up dust you off and make you a little fucking ham sandwich

0:35.4

Maybe PB and Jake whatever it was. Huh, they're not there anymore

0:41.4

Okay, you're on your own

0:43.7

It's time for you to toughen the fuck up

0:48.5

Go home to your apartment and have a little cry

0:51.0

Um, I

0:54.0

Don't I'm talking about I'm in New York City here

0:57.7

Getting ready for a couple of shows here in the New York comedy festival. I'm doing the goddamn comedy jam tomorrow and

1:05.2

And then I'm doing my gig

1:07.7

Down the street there at the garden on Saturday and then that's it. Oh Billy Redface

1:13.3

It's the holiday season dooby dooby do I'm already mentally drinking eggnog

1:18.6

This is my last two fucking road gigs of the year and

1:24.7

Then I'm basically I am in town

1:28.2

In LA and I get to hang with my dog my beautiful wife

1:32.8

Just fucking shell out and you know what I'm gonna be doing I'm going to the gym every day

1:37.6

Because I've been eating like a fucking animal. I just been fucking eating like an animal

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.