Monday Morning Podcast 11-3-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about test pilots, The Pink Conspiracy, and Halloween.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November
0:07.2	3rd, 2014. How you doing? Jesus Christ. I'm trying to get comfortable here. What's going
0:13.6	on? I'm actually doing this, my podcast in a studio, which I never do. I always do it
0:19.8	at home, laying in my fucking underwear. Right? Now I'm in a studio. They all knew all
0:26.0	things comedy network podcast studios. One of the first guys over here to do my podcast.
0:32.0	And I have to tell you, it's a wonderful experience so far. And I already know what some US
0:36.4	holes are going to say now that I've given that information that I'm not doing my podcast,
0:40.0	lying down. You go, dude, you're funny when you're not seated. You sit there and break my balls
0:45.8	about that. I don't give a shit. Go ahead and do it because by the time you give me shit,
0:50.7	this thing is already recorded. And what the fuck do I care? I've gotten all of my life. I'm down
0:54.8	the street having a snow cone. You know, that's the life I'm living. Huh? When did that, you're not
1:02.0	about this life hit the white mainstream. If I hear one more white person fucking say that like,
1:06.5	that's going to be the next African American expression that they're going to have like old white
1:15.0	grandmother saying and fucking cheesy comics. Sorry, cheesy comedies. Why when I sip that, it
1:22.4	sound like a fart there. I just sip some water there. You're not about this life. Oh,
1:27.8	shit, the old white lady said the thing, the young black kids say, if only she could give the
1:33.5	finger and there was an orangutan, you'd have yourself a comedy. All right. So how the hell are you?
1:40.0	I had a long ass freaking week and weekend end up going to a wedding. You guys like going to
1:46.7	those things? Going to weddings. You know, I loved about this wedding. There was no dancing.
1:50.4	I think, okay, and when you're as white as me, that is a very enjoyable moment. You know what I mean?
1:57.4	Oh, my God, there's going to be booze and there's going to be no dancing and you're going to have a
2:02.3	quick, beautiful ceremony. Is there any way I can retroactively pay for this, this beautiful service?
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