Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 10th,

2014. How are you? How you doing? What's going on?

How was your weekend? Oh, did it go by too fast?

Yeah, we still don't think

Those fucking days off nothing flies by like a fucking day off. It's unbelievable

Why the fuck does it work like that? Why shouldn't a day off go by just to slow?

There was any if there's any sort of like just fucking fairness in the goddamn world. Wouldn't a day off go just to slow?

As a work day?

Yeah, there's you know there's some egghead out there. Well, technically at the hudds,

they're about 24 hours. Shut the fuck up. Actually, you know what? Egghead, why don't you hang out with me on my day off?

And then it'll fucking go just as slow as a Tuesday. It's nothing worse than a Tuesday.

You know, everybody fucking talks about Mondays, right? Like that fucking band where the dude was banging his own daughter.

The mom is in the poppers. What they don't want to sing that song?

rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

You know, what was that Karen Carpenter?

She's sitting there just eating the crust of a sandwich.

Karen, why don't you don't do that Bill? Now it's too early in the podcast.

All right, don't fucking start giving Karen Carpenter shit just because you jealous because she's a better drummer than you could ever be.

All right, Bill, fucking stand down.

Now that's all that shit. That old, that whole thing where you know, three weeks of working out is like negated by three days of bad eating.

You know, I don't know what it is. Like, I don't know, I've become all free to face the last couple of fucking weeks.

And it's like I never did a pull up in my life. You know, so I got to get back on the stick.

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