Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, October 27th,

2014.

How the fuck you doing?

I'm actually recording this thing late. I'm recording it late and then I gotta go to work. I gotta go to work. Oh Billy Day job. Oh Billy Day job. Oh Billy Burnin' in a postence.

You know?

Something's gotta give. Why does it always have to be us? What do you put your work first?

Anyways, I don't know what the fuck that was. I am sitting here as you can tell by the echo echo echo. Maybe you can't hear it but I can hear it. I'm sitting in my living room because I'm doing this Monday morning 830 my time. So this is still a Monday morning podcast where I'm from.

Despite all you selfish douchebags around the globe around the planet. You know?

Ain't people do that thing? Oh, there's beautiful blue blue sphere that we call Mother Earth. I just want to know something going to allow you.

They start shaking their head when they're giving the speech. I want to thank everybody for gathering here today. Well, I gotta tell you that you know what we got coming. I finally start shaking their fucking head.

Trying to charisma their way through fucking stealing all the tax dollars.

Anyways, I didn't do I didn't do shit this weekend. I didn't do any stand up. Did I? No. I didn't. I just fucking stayed in trying to catch up on my goddamn sleep here.

But I've been doing stand up during the week and I got a big stand up gig coming up. I'm doing the 20th annual comics come home benefit for Cam.

Nearly the Cam. Nearly House put together by Dennis Leary and he always adorable Jimmy Cervico. Always adorable.

I challenge you to find a picture of Jim Cervico where he doesn't look absolutely adorable. That is an adorable middle aged man.

I got that coming up so I got to make sure I'm on my game because I'm going to be following a bunch of monsters.

I think I'm going on last. You know, and that is the deal on those things. You don't headline one of those you go on last because you're going on after all headliners.

So it's not a lot of meat left on the bone if you know what I mean. I can't really see myself 10 comics in being able to bring up a bowl in it's still a fresh topic.

If you know what I mean, right? That's why I'm doing a bit on the mumps. Yeah. The forgotten one.

Dude, I got to be honest with you. I am so fucking sick of all these diseases grandstanding during sports and every fucking place should go.

Like it's all this. This got their marketing diseases now because they're trying to get your money for research somewhere in there.

I know there's a good thought like they're trying to cure the disease, but there's a lot of Lexus. Lexus is this is being bought off of that money.

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