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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2014

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Babe Ruth, immigration and apples.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Byrne.

0:03.5

It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 24th, 2000 and 2014, 2014.

0:15.3

How are you?

0:16.3

It's going on.

0:17.3

Once again, I'm recording it nice and early Monday morning.

0:21.9

You know, so I got to keep my freaking voice down.

0:23.6

I don't want to disturb the construction.

0:26.6

It's winding down everybody.

0:28.7

It's winding down.

0:29.7

I needed the fucking walls, you know?

0:32.6

Well, because a couple little bit of electrical things, a couple Bing-Bing-Bongs, which,

0:36.9

of course, will take for fucking ever.

0:39.9

I actually found out that I need a new electrical panel outside my house because the one that

0:46.6

I had was, you know, just a hunk of shit.

0:50.7

And so I go, all right, so take the one off that I have and put a new one there, right?

0:55.6

In this fucking governmental cunt, right?

1:00.0

He shows up with this fucking tape measure.

1:05.6

And he said there was no safe way for his guys to put a ladder up because they had this

1:11.0

fucking palm trees thing, right?

1:13.5

Which now aren't even natural, okay?

1:17.1

To the ecosystem out here.

1:18.6

Some jerk off, light them way back in the day and stuck a fucking coconut on his boat

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