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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about FSU/Miami, artificial insemination and ISIS in Alabama.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 17th, 2014.

0:08.4

I am going to be talking at this volume throughout the whole podcast because it's 724 in the morning.

0:13.4

I'm doing it at my fucking house and I got a long fucking day in front of me.

0:16.6

Okay, so that's the deal.

0:18.2

That's how it's going down.

0:19.7

I already recorded for 20 minutes, found out the batteries were dead and I gotta start all over again.

0:26.0

Okay, I gotta start all over again, this close, the Thanksgiving.

0:31.0

Thanksgiving, everybody, a day to give thanks.

0:34.0

It's such a wonderful holiday.

0:36.1

Don't you think, you know, you don't have to buy gifts for anybody.

0:41.7

It's just getting together with other people.

0:44.0

I like it so much more than I like Christmas.

0:47.5

Those people always trash Christmas.

0:49.2

It's just become this corporate holiday.

0:53.0

Everybody's got to go and just buy it, buy all this stuff.

0:57.6

We've totally lost what it really used to be about.

1:01.6

It was about a woman who had never had sex and somehow was impregnated by a large being that built everything up in the sky.

1:12.4

She had no say in the matter.

1:16.6

None whatsoever.

1:18.7

She was walking around.

1:20.2

She was in her 20s.

1:21.5

She was in a relationship with a man and she wasn't ready.

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