Monday Morning Podcast 10-6-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Wyoming, pork chops and modern day aviation.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast.
0:04.6	So buddy October 6, 2014.
0:08.4	Hello, it's me.
0:10.0	I haven't podcast for a long, long time.
0:15.2	Actually, it was last Monday in the morning.
0:20.4	Do do boo.
0:22.6	It's important to me.
0:28.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:29.8	How are you?
0:31.3	As you can tell, I screamed and yelled all this fucking weekend and that only means one thing.
0:36.8	Oh, Billy Redface had a stand up gig.
0:41.0	If you're new to my podcast, well, why is your voice get raspy after you have a show?
0:45.2	Because I don't know how to write a joke.
0:47.8	So what I have to do is I have to scream my ideas.
0:50.9	I have to use the F word right and left and left and right, you know?
0:56.6	And that makes silly faces.
0:58.6	I was actually up in San Francisco.
1:00.6	If you're going to San Francisco, I'm going to put some flowers in your hair.
1:10.6	Yeah, and some change in your pockets for the fucking 9,000 homeless people they have up
1:14.4	there.
1:16.0	Jesus Christ just inundated with them.
1:18.6	You know, it was great.
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