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🗓️ 13 October 2014
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Bill rambles about pussy cold calls, owning a highway, and being fat while standing up.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the money money podcast. |
0:05.0 | For Monday, October 13th, 2014, how's it going? |
0:10.0 | How are you? What's going on? Is everything going with you? |
0:13.0 | Is everything going with you? Well, yeah, you look good. |
0:16.0 | I haven't seen you for a while. |
0:18.0 | What else is going on? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good. |
0:22.0 | Me, God, nothing, you know, say, oh, shit, my fucking boss, you know, |
0:26.0 | he's breaking my balls. Well, I'm not going to bore you with it, dude. |
0:29.0 | What do you think about the past? Are they for fucking real? |
0:32.0 | It's like, you know, which team are they? |
0:34.0 | I'm actually doing this out my living room. That's why I have the echo out here. |
0:41.0 | You know, like the old capital records thing that they used to do, right? |
0:45.0 | Chances are because I wear a salaroo. |
0:50.0 | We got the construction workers downstairs. So if you hear some fucking banging around or whatever, |
0:56.0 | that's just finishing up, finishing up the goddamn job. |
0:59.0 | I always wondered what they think when I'm up here fucking singing and screaming and saying, |
1:03.0 | you know, they probably think I'm yelling my wife or bitching about the job they're doing. |
1:07.0 | You know, maybe if they didn't have real jobs, they'd have time to listen to the podcast like you. |
1:13.0 | Like you are right now. |
1:15.0 | How dare you in the middle of a fucking work week in the United States of America? |
1:19.0 | You're just sitting here listening to this shit. |
1:22.0 | You know, aren't we slipping enough? |
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