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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 10-9-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about sports gambling, showcasing and attic farts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:18.0

What's going on just checking it on you and I know what all you're gonna say

0:22.9

Oh, it's fucking Friday. Why don't you call it to stick it up your fucking mom's box over the podcast?

0:29.7

I'll tell you why all right make y'all feel guilty. I

0:33.0

Didn't do it yesterday because I was at a funeral

0:36.3

All right, your self-centered cunts

0:39.7

But now I'm back I'm back and I'm checking in on you even in on and even more fun day

0:45.7

And I know what you think of what Bill why didn't you do it even earlier?

0:48.4

Earlier Friday morning the funeral yesterday. Well, I just did a four hour tour on the radio promoting my

0:57.2

My run

0:59.2

Through the Midwest all right, I'm gonna be in Fort Wayne Dayton Cincinnati

1:06.3

It's like a Johnny Kess song. I band two Fort Wayne Cincinnati dating Tanya Chicago

1:11.3

Touch Lee said the name of our town

1:14.4

I love this guy

1:16.4

Columbus Cleveland Grand Rapids Milwaukee

1:22.1

Minneapolis Chicago. I'm Pittsburgh. I'm sure I forgot something else

1:27.5

so

1:29.5

We're bringing our fucking comedy all the way through there, all right

1:34.1

There you go. So that's why so now whatever it's Friday and

1:38.6

I got some shit to talk about it and then I got a you know what I fucked up you know

1:42.7

When you get the thing, you know, you get the registration every year for your car

1:46.7

And then you get the little sticker to put on your plate. I'm usually so good about that

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