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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 10-3-11

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2011

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Posted in PodcastPlay AudioBill rambles about getting a new place, the Red Sox collapse, and raider fans. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, October

0:07.0

3rd, 2011. How why? How's it going? You hear that echo? Echo. Yo. I'm in a new place.

0:19.7

I moved. No more angry old guy beneath me. I'm in a new place and it's sparsely furnished.

0:27.1

I'm sitting in an old chair, so it's going to be creaking a little bit during the podcast.

0:31.3

I actually got out of it because I just realized that sonically that could be a little annoying.

0:38.8

Yeah, moved to a new place. Little bigger, little better. Right? The American dream still existing.

0:46.2

You know, instead of taking giant leaps, you take little steps, little baby steps.

0:51.4

Oh, look at that. The kitchen's up. It's about six inches bigger. No, I'm psyched.

0:58.0

First time my fucking life, I don't have some cut live in below me or above me.

1:03.6

So you know what that means. All I got to do is piss off my neighbors.

1:09.1

And I think I'll be all right. No, we got we got a nice place. So where's sight?

1:13.8

My girl's happy, which is a great thing. Is a guy. You know, that's a great thing.

1:18.2

You know, you get something new and shiny. And what are the, and then they're happy.

1:23.3

And then your life is great. That's all you want. You just want them to be happy.

1:28.8

Maybe if they're happy, they'll stop fucking bitching at me.

1:33.3

Stop. Maybe that'll stop. You know, but you know how broads are.

1:40.8

You know, they are no matter how cool they are. How fucking hot they are.

1:47.2

Eventually, they find something. Eventually, they find something.

1:53.2

You know, and you're sitting there and you listen to them talking and you nod and you know,

1:58.4

I'm your head. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll work on that. Yeah, definitely. I'll work on that.

2:02.8

And then you head, you're just sitting there going like really?

2:05.8

Really? Really? Fucking unreal. I swear to God.

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