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🗓️ 10 October 2011
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, October 10th, 2011. |
0:09.9 | How'd you like that? Wasn't that nice and smooth? I didn't go 2011, 2011. |
0:18.3 | All right, I finally learned how to say it. It only took you 10 months, buddy. |
0:23.5 | It took me 10 months to figure out how to say that shit. You probably wondered like, well, Bill, who told you? |
0:31.0 | We had down at a coffee shop with your legs crossed, |
0:34.4 | Paris shorts on wearing a tweed jacket. Somebody came walking over. Excuse me, the purple one. |
0:41.4 | No, I actually last night I watched the, I had recorded the Boston Bruins play in the Philadelphia. |
0:49.2 | The fly. The first game of the season because I wanted to watch him raise the Stanley Cup banner. |
1:00.8 | And you could tell the Bruins had one one in a long time because the fucking ceremony to raise that thing was almost as long as the drought. |
1:08.1 | It was awesome. They dragged out every fucking coming up next to speak. |
1:12.8 | We got Kenny Linsman, the rat we got from these very Philadelphia flyers way back in 1983. |
1:20.0 | We tell you them for fucking who gives a shit. |
1:24.4 | They skated around with the cup because when we won it, we did it in Vancouver. |
1:30.0 | Dude, you see in Vancouver, they had the fucking riots, dude. What the fuck? It's just a game, right kid? |
1:35.6 | So anyways, they actually talked about when they were announcing all the Bruins Stanley cups. |
1:42.1 | I can't even remember the years. They first wanted I teed 26. |
1:46.6 | They won their second one and I teed 39. Let it I teed 41. |
1:52.7 | And of course the Bobby are used. I teed 70, I teed 72. |
1:56.4 | And now for the first time in 39 years. |
1:59.7 | In 2011 and the fucking light went off my head. I'm like, oh, that's how you say it. |
2:07.1 | Which is great because I have a high society party that I'm going to later on this week. |
2:11.2 | I don't know about you guys. I don't know if you've realized, you know, |
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