Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September 26, 2011.

One day after the 31st anniversary of the death of one of the greatest rock and roll drummers, if not the greatest, at least I feel he's the greatest for my money.

Whatever that means, whatever that whatever that fucking expression means for my money, the greatest drama of all time, rock and rock and roll drummer, John Henry Bonham.

I'm out of deck, deck, deck. My voice is shot. My voice is shot from screaming jokes here in Boston. Bill, why do you scream your jokes? Cause I don't know how to write jokes.

When you don't know how to write jokes, you just get loud. And that's what it is that I do. And I will continue to be loud until somebody shushes me.

Yes, so one day after John Bonham's death and an honor of him, why don't you go out tonight and drink less than 34 measures of vodka and try to sleep on your side instead of on your back at your best friend's castle.

And when he's down the hall, muttering some a cult shit with this 16 year old girlfriend, you won't have to worry about drowning in your own fucking vomit.

What a way to go. What a way to go.

Clear shade way to go, you know, but it was original when he did it. Was it at that point Keith Moont did Keith Moont die that way? Jimmy Handex really didn't die that way. Did he? I thought he was strapped to a gurney and started puking.

And then they were just like the French people just like, Oh, I think it's as was supposed to be a French. I had to stop myself right there. Was that really going to be a French accent bill?

So, right, that's not French. How the fuck do you do French bill? You only took fucking nine years of it in high school.

How the fuck do you do a fake French accent? I don't know. I don't know people. I don't know what to tell you. I'm still here in Boston.

Fucking Boston, Joe. I'm still here in Boston.

I'm at my parents house and you know what that means? You know what it means when you stay at your parents house. It means one and one thing only.

Well, it means a lot of things, but we're only going to talk about one thing at this point. It means that you don't have you don't have internet access.

If you do, maybe it's dial up. I don't have any right now. I have server not found. So what I have ahead of me, everybody is I have to go one full fucking hour. I can't read any of your shit.

Unless my mom comes back and I can find out what her password is.

Her fucking password is 18 numbers. I'm not even kidding you. It's like fucking nine 11 zeros, 470. I have no idea.

What's the deal with parents and no internet?

Yeah, so I've been here and my parents are actually trying to get I still have some shit from my childhood here. That's trying to get me to take it.

I want you to go up in the attic and look into whatever is up there that you want. I want you to take it because I'm throwing the rest of it out.

I'm laughing. There's nothing up there that I want. I don't give a shit. Let's just go up there. Just go up. I want my football cards. It's all I want.

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