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🗓️ 20 October 2014
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, October 20th, |
0:07.9 | 2014. How you doing? How's it going? How? |
0:13.2 | Why? Yeah. I'm actually in a hotel right now on a Sunday afternoon, recording this on a Sunday |
0:20.7 | afternoon, out in Santa Monica here. I know what you think of Bill. What the hell are you |
0:28.2 | fucking staying in a hotel room out in Santa Monica? I thought you lived in Los Angeles. I do. I do. |
0:34.8 | You know what I'm doing? I'm taking a little stay vacation. I'm one of the most annoying things |
0:40.4 | that phrases that's come up in the like the last seven or eight years stay vacations. You know, |
0:46.4 | after the bankers completely fucking robbed the American people of all the goddamn money and then |
0:51.5 | said, fuck you, you pay for it because we're not going to pay for it. What is how he long having his hair? |
0:56.1 | Sorry, I got the TV on. Is that his gray hair? Fucking glisten in there? Is his |
1:03.6 | greece and formula not working? Yeah. So anyways, after they fucking robbed everybody, |
1:10.6 | ripped off fucking everybody and didn't go to jail. Nobody could afford to take a vacation anymore. |
1:17.1 | So then they came up with stay vacations. We're finding that more and more. People are doing |
1:22.2 | what's known as a stay vacation. Rather than going away and spending all that money, they don't |
1:29.4 | have that money anymore because it was stolen from them from the banker cuts. But they're too big |
1:36.2 | to fail. So now when people go on vacation, they say where they live. Isn't that cute? No, it isn't. |
1:45.6 | It's not cute. I'm not that saying that's why I did it. You know, I just don't have a lot of time |
1:52.6 | right now and I wanted to fucking do something and anyways, whatever. So I'm out here having a stay |
1:59.1 | vacation. I love how they fucking do that shit. Anytime they fucking rob everybody of everything, |
2:06.4 | they always come up with some cute little fucking phrase that's supposed to appease you. |
2:10.0 | Stay vacation. Well, we earned the money. We went out and worked our fucking asses off and we had |
2:17.0 | the money to go on a real vacation and then these cunts stole it. I'm really pissed off. Why don't |
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