Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. October 24th, 2011. I'm actually doing it on October 25th. That's two Tuesdays in a row.

And I saw you guys bitching about it on the Twitter.

Who was you called? Is you called the Tuesday morning podcast? LMFAOMG. Epic failed. I'll go fuck you. I know. I understand. I'm a little. I'm a little late this week.

I'm a little bit country. I'm a little bit rock and roll. Remember that bit on the Donnie and Marie show.

Those two creepy Mormons just so fucking squeaky clean. It made your skin crawl. They came. They like this. There's like I believe everything is round. You know what I mean?

Round like one of those fucking whale and divas booties. You know, like you can be so good. You actually come around again. You become evil.

You know, like some of these old ages freaks where they get so against abortion that they go out and they commit murder.

But let's stay away from that. All right. I think I've said enough things about the bearded baby. Haven't I?

So you're probably wondering going, Hey, Bill, this is two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. What's the deal?

I was actually flying back from Stockholm, Sweden yesterday. And I went from Stockholm had to fly to Zurich, which isn't Switzerland.

And board the plane there. And then it was a 12 hour fucking flight all the way back to LA.

And you think they just go a straight shot right across the ocean. That's not how they do it. You know, because the earth is shaped like a 50 year old bowler.

You know, you know, when you get fat as a guy, what like we just put it all on in our middle. That's like the equator. You're belt buckle.

So you know, that's the longest way around. So what they do is they didn't even make sense. I don't do it. I'm fucking punch drunk. It's like 634 in the morning out here.

It's which is like, I don't know what foreign the afternoon way my head is at right now. The way my head is at where my head is at right now.

And, but it's pitch black out out here in LA. We got it bill. You jet lagged. Stop making fucking excuses. If you're not funny, why don't you go take a fucking nap. Don't waste our times.

Our times don't waste our time.

So anyways, how they fly you back is they actually go fly up towards the Arctic Circle. It's quick away around the globe, mate. We went right over the fucking.

Was it Iceland? Then over Greenland and then we came down over the Yukon territories in the Manitoba Saskatchewan fucking Alberta. And then back into the States.

I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I had a great time over there. I want to thank everybody who came out. I would like to say, Keith, those to everybody who came out in Finland. I'd like to say, talk to everybody who came out to Stockholm, Sweden. And I'd like to say, thank you to everyone who came out in London.

Thanks to people in Copenhagen and Oslo because I didn't learn how to say thanks in Danish or Osloanian Norwegian. You know, I tell you it's funny. I was actually being over there after while you started to pick up a little bit of the language, but in typical American fashion.

I mean, I wasn't over there long enough. I just started speaking my own language. I would always I would say hello, but in an accent, I would just go, hello. Some reason I would start talking like that. And like, if you say hello over there, they know that you're, you're an American or whatever that you're speaking English because they either say, hey, really quick or high, high.

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