Oh, hi, hello mate, hello love, yeah.

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne, it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, October 17, 2011.

And I'm doing it October 18, 2011.

I apologize for being late, but I am in the middle of my whirlwind tour of Europe.

I am right now in Copenhagen, which is in Denmark for all you American listeners.

You know what fucking happened to me? I'm at first of all, I'm having a great time out here, the show in London sold out.

I gave out a bunch of DVDs, told everybody to take them, show them to a bunch of their friends.

You know, I'm touring Europe like a fucking band except on the solo act, and I have no instruments.

I wonder if you could make it that way, you know, just going around, just the solo act.

He's a bloody well-proper singer, right? And you go on stage and you have no instrument, you just sing by yourself,

put one index finger in your ear, and go, ooh, baby, baby.

You think you could make it? I'm going to try not to be loud, because as funny as it was to get, you know,

yelled at by security when I was in New Jersey, it's fucking New Jersey.

Okay, I don't have anybody going, once your paper's pleased, you will be processed.

I realize this isn't Nazi Germany, but you got to understand, considering I've never been to this part of Europe.

Every time I turn the corner, I'm waiting to see the SS walking down the street, and they're incredibly beautiful uniforms,

yet sinister fucking BDI balls. Who made them, by the way, this some fucking, who made the SS uniforms?

Was it DKNY? I know it was somebody. Somebody is a smashing way of making fucking clothes.

I'm actually looking out my, my, hotel window here, over Copenhagen, which is, I'm going to have pictures and video,

and I know I say that, I always say that every week and then I never do. I'm hoping that this week, well, actually it'll be next week,

because my laptop is pretty much full. But anyways, it's actually, what, why do you need them?

Why the fuck do you need my pictures and my video? Why don't you guys just go on Google Earth,

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