Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2023
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about pies, McDonalds selling out, and Pantera.
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(00:00 - 00:28:17) Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(28:18 - 01:29:45) - Bill rambles about the Bruins, bombing, and dumping a woman.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:06.0 | Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. Hola. Bonjour. |
| 0:17.0 | Premadee. Miss you. Um, you're able to, um, I'm back into my French in a fucking love dude. |
| 0:28.0 | I have been listening to French on the fucking radio and I'm starting, I'm telling you, I |
| 0:32.0 | always think like people always had to learn how to speak English and they would just, you |
| 0:35.2 | know, people that move here, also known as immigrants, also known as the enemy of the Republican |
| 0:41.9 | party. You don't need any more fucking people, right? And then liberals are all like, I like |
| 0:48.3 | new people unless they live here next to me. We should let everybody in as long as I don't have |
| 0:55.5 | to look at them. Liberals are really weird with that, you know, Republicans are just kind of like, |
| 1:00.5 | you know, Republicans look at the United States like, you know, when you go into a concert and you |
| 1:06.5 | pull up to that, that parking lot to park, they just have that sign full. That's how they view |
| 1:14.7 | immigrants and then like liberals, I feel like that's bullshit. There's a parking spot there. |
| 1:21.9 | You know, as long as it's far away from my fucking loft or whatever the hell their deal is, |
| 1:29.2 | I don't know what is, I just don't have any faith in fucking humanity and just the awful things |
| 1:33.7 | that we're doing to one another. At the top level, you know, when you really look at like the worst |
| 1:39.9 | things that human beings do, it's usually on a collective level in the, in the, in the, some sort of |
| 1:47.4 | invasion or some sort of war and it's always manifested by these fucking psychos. Everybody else is |
| 1:56.0 | just kind of fucking cool, you know, you got your occasional serial killer. You got your occasional |
| 2:02.2 | woman who just makes some shit up about someone on the Dodgers pitching staff and then they find |
| 2:08.5 | the fucking text messages that sort of shed a whole new light on it but nobody pays attention because |
| 2:13.6 | she has a fucking vagina. And then meanwhile, that guy didn't even get a chance to fucking defend |
| 2:19.0 | himself. You know, you have that shit going on, but that's few and far between. You know what I mean? |
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