Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

Hey, what's going on? How's your week going? Is it going good? That is good. You keeping your head above the fucking water?

It's a great week. I'm having the best of times. I'm having the worst of times. My fucking phone, my phone, I don't know what's going on with it.

Nothing on it says it needs to be updated, but it keeps saying that it needs to be updated and now it won't connect to my wireless cell phone carrier.

Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't. Oh, look at it. Oh, what is it doing now? What is it doing now? I can't tell if I fucking fixed it or not.

You know what these fucking assholes at Apple do? These fucking assholes.

Do you remember back in the day you could opt out and not update your phone and you could keep it forever?

So they're like, oh, God forbid. God forbid. One fucking nickel. Those cheap fucking money, grabbing corporate cuts. God for fucking bid.

One fucking nickel rolls out the window that they feel belongs rightfully belongs in their pockets. So now what do they do?

Now you can't opt out of the update. Now you have to update the phone and it's all designed to fill up your old phone. Right?

So then you fucking bring the fucking thing in and then you got to get the one that like takes a picture of your face or whatever it does.

And then now we'll take your old phone and do what?

Give it to the poor bastard and Philippines that had to fucking put the thing together.

Here's your reward for working in our fucking factory for 20 fucking hours a day, making these new iPhone 19s. We're going to give you the old iPhone 7.

Way to go there, buddy. You know, and if you don't do that, you just fucking throw the things out and they end up in the fucking ocean.

Like somehow these people aren't the fucking problem. These people let's go to the other fucking side of the world. Blow a billion dollars a fucking month, fight in 3500 jerk offs on a fucking jungle gym.

But these cuts who are polluting the ocean have poisoned the fucking food supply, turned it into God knows what you got nine year olds walking around with fucking mustaches because there's so much fucking human growth hormone.

Whatever the fuck they're putting in the goddamn shit right. Not the problem.

Really, that's all fucking is has to do just spend 300 grand on a fucking chicken parmesan plate to help finance your fucking campaign.

Then they're in the clear that's all they need to do. Sorry, that's how far I take it with the fucking update on my phone. Hey, Bill, why don't you just give in man.

Everybody's going to do it man go get the fucking phone with your face recognition. I've been playing like this mental tennis.

I keep threatening to leave apple. Like fuck these guys because my laptop's almost full my my cell phone. I don't know what's going on with it.

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