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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-4-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2018

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about returning to Boston, sober October, and getting bored. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Byrne's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday,

0:05.9

Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:11.8

How are you?

0:13.4

How is your week going?

0:15.5

What are you paying attention to in the news that's causing you to yell at people you

0:19.1

don't know online?

0:20.8

Huh?

0:22.8

What's going on?

0:23.8

Did you hear about this?

0:27.6

He did this and then someone said that and the results may surprise you.

0:34.5

All fucking day.

0:35.5

You know, I walk through the goddamn airport and I'm just looking at all these fucking

0:38.9

people looking on their phones and you know what I see?

0:41.3

I see me.

0:42.8

That's what I see.

0:43.8

I'm like, I'm doing that.

0:44.8

I'm just sitting there staring at my fucking phone, looking at somebody flipping a fucking

0:49.9

water bottle, somebody fucking dunking a basketball and everybody running away like the

0:56.8

world just ended, somebody fucking playing a drums.

1:00.6

What am I doing?

1:03.0

You know, I sit there and read a book, you know, so I look smart, but no one would even

1:09.9

notice.

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