Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 14th, 2013, 2013, and the year of our Lord.

Ladies and gentlemen, another week has passed.

I'm downstairs Sunday night, believe it or not, this is why this podcast hopefully is up on time. Hopefully I was able to upload it on time, pass it on to the person who uploads it and they were able to upload it and you able to download it. Now you listen to it.

Hopefully that has happened.

I'm down here. Nears upstairs. She's watching the fucking golden globes. Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus sitting in like where my room is where I sit and stare at my computer and act like I actually have a serious fucking career. It's right off the TV, place the room there.

And for fucking two hours, all I'm here and coming out of that room is her watching the golden globes and just one person after another just going, I won't congratulate it.

It was so brave. Everything was brave, such a brave performance.

Your, your unending courage. Your, your, your shot the fuck up.

Jesus, you would think these fucking people just, I don't know what just want to war.

Your, your, your, your compassion for the human experience your, your, your, your, the intestinal fortitude of your fucking essence of your aura.

Jesus, just fucking blow him already.

You know what I mean?

Literally mouths filling up with saliva as they're just trying to get more fucking compliments out. I get it.

You know, how people sit there and fucking watch those things.

Let me ask you guys a question. Would you show up?

Would you show up to some shit like that if you ever got nominated for something like that?

You know, would you go out, would you go to a little tuxedo place down the street, get yourself those plastic shoes that God knows how many people have already fucking worn and gone out and puke then.

You know, you stick your head through some fucking rented limo sunroof.

Woo.

Oh, fucking golden globes, baby.

Loser winner winner right here.

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