Monday Morning Podcast 1-21-13
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2013
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 21st, 2013. |
| 0:10.0 | How's it going? Did you get the day off on Martin Luther King Day? Is it Martin Luther King Day? I think it is. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm not sure. I have no fucking idea. I saw it mentioned somebody said something about Martin Luther King on the internet on Facebook and it was a white guy. |
| 0:33.0 | So I figure white guys will only comment about Martin Luther King around Martin Luther King Day. So I'm going with that. |
| 0:40.0 | You know, this is one of these times a year where it's fucking George Washington Day and Lincoln Day. That's President's Day. That's the same day. |
| 0:49.0 | There's a couple of these days here. We're all of a sudden everybody's got a day off and I'm suspecting that people have a day off because I went over to NHL.com to see if the Bruins were playing tonight and low and behold they're playing right now. |
| 1:01.0 | One to one after one period. You know, and I'm like, well, who the fuck is at that gate? Shouldn't everybody be at work and I was like, wait a minute. |
| 1:13.0 | Some white guy said something about Martha. Oh, shit. It's a fucking day off. It's a beautiful day off in the neighborhood. |
| 1:22.0 | How great is it that hockey's back for hockey fans? I can't believe how much I missed it. I actually started this podcast late because I wanted to watch the first period on my computer. |
| 1:39.0 | I watched a ton of sports this weekend. I will get to the football and my Patriots losing. |
| 1:45.0 | Which dude, what fuck it? I'll get to it right now. Did I call it or did I call it? Huh? |
| 1:52.0 | I'm telling you all year the Patriots defense stinks. And that fucking what's his face? |
| 1:58.0 | Tay Leeb. Quietly. How would the fuck you say his name? That guy was the glue that was holding that thing together. He was shutting down that whole side of the field when he pulled up lame with his hamstring there. |
| 2:10.0 | I texted. I said watch Joe Flacco air quote heat up. And that was the end of it. And that's it. I don't know how many more fucking examples you need. I don't give a shit out. |
| 2:22.0 | Good. Your quarterback is if you don't have a fucking defense. You're gonna lose. And I shut it off before I had to watch Ray Lewis cry again and thank Jesus. |
| 2:32.0 | You know for helping him to win this football game when Jesus does not give a shit. You know, I would never say this to Ray Lewis. I wouldn't even say it to his nostrils. |
| 2:47.0 | I don't know why it's the first thing I thought of when that guy gets going this fucking nose starts flaring. He's literally like a goddamn bull. |
| 2:54.0 | Probably forget about one of the greatest. He's basically the the LT of I wouldn't even see. He's not no one's LT LT's LT. But whatever. He's the closest thing to LT that the AFC has ever had. |
| 3:06.0 | But when that guy gets going man, I just you know, he's the kind of guy you would just agree to whatever the fuck he was saying once he fucking gets going. |
| 3:15.0 | You know, I watched the thing on Ray Lewis one time. I think I brought this up before they did a behind the scenes, whatever. You know beyond the lines. |
| 3:25.0 | With that original ESPN guy, right? And they did a whole thing on fucking Ray Lewis and Ray Lewis was talking about his dad that took off on him. |
| 3:34.0 | I don't know if you guys have ever seen this and Ray went to the same high school as dad went to. |
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