Good morning. What's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 24th,

2011. How the hell are you? How you doing? Did you have a good week?

Was the world nice to you?

This is a big day for me everybody. This is my 100th day and when I said I was knocking off the booze because I was starting to have a big bloated face

I was like fuck this I got a I got a you know got to get on the treadmill

I got a knock off the booze and I was trying to beat my previous record of going 75 days and this time I said fucking

I'm going for an even hundred and

The goal has been achieved. I'm psyched. I did it and tonight I'm going to the Bruins LA Kings game down at the stable

Fennah

The most unfriendly fan fucking place you'll ever go to

It's the haves

The really haves and the have-nots I've broken it down for you before you got all the corporate seats down low

Sit next to Diane Cannon Jack Nicholson and fucking sissy spaceick

Whoever the fuck else is down there all those douchebags sit there with their fucking faces yankback

you know

By the way, how long is Jack Nicholson going bald for it's just fucking unbelievable how long it took for that guy to go bald

He lost one hair a day since 1972

So do you have any notice that there's certain people it just takes for fucking ever unless they seamlessly

Went into a two pay but he's bald now

But you know being someone who's balding myself, you know, I pay attention to that type of shit

And I pay attention to all these motherfuckers

I see the receiving hairline and all of a sudden it's not there the next movie

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