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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-17-11

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2011

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the devastating loss to the New York Jets.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bilber and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 17th, 2011, that I'm actually doing Tuesday morning.

0:14.0

Tuesday fucking morning. And I know why a lot of you think I am. You probably thought I was grieving for an extra 24 hours because the Patriots lost to the fucking hated green-cut jets.

0:27.0

Actually, no, I was in Atlantic City. I was in Atlantic City and, you know, I didn't bring the podcast, all the fucking equipment back.

0:38.0

I came into New York on fucking Tuesday. I didn't want to be lugging that shit around and then lug it down there and lugging asshole.

0:45.0

I didn't realize I had a six o'clock in the evening flight.

0:48.0

I'm kind of famous for that. I never know when my flights leave. I'm always like, yeah, I think I leave around 10 a.m. and then I find out at 6 a.m. as I'm sitting at a bar drinking at 3 in the morning. And then I go, oh fuck, well, there's no reason to go to bed now.

1:02.0

Here's there.

1:03.0

Anyway, so let's get down to brass fucking tax here.

1:09.0

This is going to kill me.

1:12.0

Out of all the podcasts that I've done for the last, I'm just loving how excited the jets fans are right now. I know they're sitting there with their fucking ear cupped right up to the goddamn speaker, probably giving their fucking boss the finger.

1:26.0

Fuck you, motherfucker. I was waiting all season for this. There's a big fucking crow laying on his plate. And I'm going to watch and meet every goddamn fucking bite and the feathers.

1:39.0

Yeah, out of all the podcasts I've had to do this is this is going to be one of the toughest ones toughest things I'm ever going to have to say congratulations to the New York Jets, their organization, their fans, you fucking deserved it.

1:53.0

You went up there, you were talking shit and you fucking won the game. And that's that's it. You want it. You won the fucking game. And this is what I think happened.

2:07.0

During the game, I thought both teams came out. There was so much fucking hype before that game. And I as always was nervous, and nearly all week.

2:20.0

You know, as much as much shit as I talk about the jets and shit, if you notice when they play the Patriots, I never claim that we're going to win.

2:26.0

Remember that remember when we the 45 to 3 game remember that before and I was going, I got a, I got a bad feeling man. That's from being a Boston sports fan pre winning championships. I just always, I'm, I'm waiting for the misery.

2:41.0

And I was getting into and this is nothing that I didn't like. I didn't like that everyone was saying the Patriots were going to win and everyone was saying that I got to the airport. You know, this is me going to New York, you go to the airport Patriots are on the cover of sports illustrated and I know people go, the fucking jigs.

3:02.0

You know, the sports illustrated jinks, you ever think that maybe they just don't know how to pick a winner. You ever think maybe that maybe that's their fucking problem.

3:12.0

I saw that and then I was watching a little bit of ESPN.

3:18.0

What I liked was the jets were talking shit and I was like, I hope they keep doing this. Just keep doing this and I hope they get off the plane wearing fatigues like the fucking Miami hurricanes. That's what I was hoping.

3:31.0

But I was talking to Versi, my gambling buddy and he was putting money on the Patriots. And when he saw when Rex Ryan said, you know, it's going to be me versus Bella check.

3:43.0

He texts me and was going, dude, it's over. It's over. Why would he do that? That's the dumbest fucking thing to say. But blah, blah, blah, blah.

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