Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 23rd,

2012. How the fuck are you? How's it going? Let's get right down to it this week. All right, you know, I don't need to get right down to it.

What the fuck am I talking about? What are you doing? You know, I could take my time with this shit.

What do you got to do? You got to get back to work. Huh, Shuffling your fucking papers and your cubicles. That what you got to do?

Re-adjust your paper clips. They still got paper clips out that way with all the fucking

Steve Jobs shit that he created.

Um,

You know something I watched all kinds of football this past week. We can't obviously and you want to the most fucking annoying thing.

Why is everybody shitting on Stephen Tyler?

Going how bad was his national anthem rendition?

All right, guys, fucking 63 years old. He's singing outside. You know, with no band behind him, right?

Can we cut him some slack?

Fuck no, this is the internet. Let's take this guy down who's had more hit singles than all of us who's gotten more pussy than all of us.

Who women still want a bang?

Jennifer Aniston like four or five years ago when she was still married to fucking baby blue eyes there, you know, with his highlighted tips.

You know that guy played Billy Bean Brad Pitt, right?

They had their list of five people that they could bang one of hers was still Stephen Tyler.

I think one of Brad's was Angelina Jolie.

Oh, I enjoyed that one. Did you? I don't give a fuck. So anyways, he sings the national anthem. I thought he did a great job.

I never fucking problem with it. So anybody's this is what people say.

Uh, on celebrity circuit, they go Stephen Tyler. How bad was his national anthem rendition?

Not do you think it was good? How did you like it? They're just immediately staring it towards the negativity, which really is the fucking, you know, bleeding baby seal of the internet.

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