4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2012
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday. Why the fuck is it only in one ear? |
0:07.6 | What the fuck is with this? I swear to God. |
0:11.6 | You know what? I'm putting it out there. |
0:15.1 | I want an assistant. |
0:18.5 | Alright, and I know what you think it. Oh, I'm good with computers. |
0:22.7 | Fuck you and your computers. I want another I want a whole other level. |
0:26.2 | I'm putting this out to the fucking CIA. I want to goddamn clone to start doing this. |
0:31.8 | The clone who's funny and knows how to work this shit. Why is it only in one fucking ear? |
0:38.4 | Hello, hey, what's going on? Alright, fuck it. We're gonna roll with it. |
0:42.9 | Oh, you know, I bill you could stop and listen back to it to see if it sounds okay. You could do that. |
0:48.4 | You know, do you have that ability? |
0:50.4 | What are you just plough through regardless of whether it's working for you in life or not? I think this is a reoccurring theme. |
0:56.7 | What's going on? It's Bill Burr, it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 30th, |
1:02.4 | 2012. |
1:04.4 | As you can see, I'm a little bit grumpy. Kind of in a grumpy mood. |
1:09.0 | Despite the fact I finally have it. |
1:11.2 | Yeah! |
1:13.7 | Down here in this room. Is it really gonna cut in and out like this? |
1:18.1 | Oh, I see it's the headphone wire. So everything else is fine, right? Is that what it is? |
1:24.3 | Looks like I need some new fucking headphones mate. |
1:28.5 | Come on man, don't fucking do this to me. The whole fucking podcast. I'm gonna sit here and feel like I'm underwater. |
1:34.9 | See if we just do it like that. What if we move it over here? |
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