Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 10th, 2011. How are you?

Hello, it's me.

Why is that song in my head? Lionel Richie. Lionel Richie. There's a good looking fella. Huh? That was one weird looking son of a bitch. Wasn't it?

You know, with his his Jerry curl. He had a Jerry curl, a mullet and an afro all at the same time. Three of, uh, two out of three of the worst fucking haircuts ever.

I think the afro was cool if you were in the ABA other than that. It was probably just another reason for racist to not get along.

You know, you're sitting there, you're trying to be open-minded. You're at a fucking sporting event or maybe it a movie theater and some guy comes walking in with a big Dr. J afro.

You know, it doesn't have the decency to put that Frederick Douglass part on the side. So maybe you could look down his part and see a little bit of jaws part two or whatever the fuck was coming out when people had hair like that and what it, it creates.

Anemosity. That's what it is. Everybody thinks it's that slavery stuff. They think it's the holocaust. That's not what it is. It's the haircuts people. That's why people don't get along.

You know, you look at other people's haircuts and you, oh, what kind of people will get haircuts like that? You know, and then there's some little psycho in the corner with greasy hair and a weird mustache and the shit starts.

That's how it goes down people. You might be sitting there right now going cheap bill. That was really fucking ignorant. Don't you watch the history channel.

As a matter of fact, I do.

I do watch the history channel. Thank you very much for not asking me and allowing me to create your question in my head.

I do watch the history channel. There's no history left on that channel. All they show is pawn shop on that. I don't know what the fuck is on that.

You know, it's just become like every other channel. I was reading something today where they were doing a mini series on the Kennedys.

I didn't see the bridge and am I really going to do a hacky Ted Kennedy. I think I've got a.

And we went down to the bottom of the goad and took a deep breath. I finger fucked her a couple more times left her in the car and swam to the surface.

Actually, the size of my head may be so buoyant. I just sort of floated unconsciously. You're on a.

Yeah, so they had a mini series about the Kennedys and they canceled it.

They canceled it. Yet for some reason evidently, if you have a bunch of shit and a storage shed, they want to go down and film it.

Was that a little social commentary? Is that what I did two minutes and 49 seconds into the podcast? Did I really just do some sort of what is the state of the history channel commentary? I think I did.

Okay, well, I have an announcement to make and it's with heavy heart that I have to tell you that my three week vacation is over.

You know, it's back to the goddamn grind. And I know a lot of you right now going three weeks, dude, I get fucking two weeks for the year. Well, you know what? That's your fault.

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