Hey, what's going on?

It's Bill Burr and it is the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, January 3rd, 2011.

You guys have a nice new years.

Hope you had a nice holiday seriously before I, uh, before I say,

come to for the first time on a podcast this year.

Officially, that one wasn't official.

That was just me stating it like an accordive law.

As in, I asked the defendant where he was coming from and he told me,

quote, to go fuck myself.

See, now that lawyer is not saying is saying the F word, but it's, it's not.

That example made no goddamn sense whatsoever.

Um, anyways, I hope you guys all had a, my Merry Christmas and a happy new year and all that.

Now that you're back at work, you know, this is a weird, this is a weird week.

This is another weird week.

Last week was the weird depressing week.

Unless you're a, uh, a college student or something or, uh, or, you know, a kid,

you're living at home with some shit, then it's great.

Because you got time off from school.

Everything's awesome.

You go and sledding, right?

You make an ice balls.

You're throwing them at the fat kid down the street, right?

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