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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, May 8th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: The show is making men more confident about getting medical attention

0:29   NEWS

0:29 Update on the cruise virus 

0:36 Update on suspicious disappearance of a woman at sea

0:39 Teacher fired after being caught with drugs in his classroom

0:41 Storm chaser's car was struck by lightning while he was driving

0:43 Contractor dumped debris on a lady's lawn after she didn't pay him

0:49 Car wash worker saved a pregnant woman who collapsed outside of her car

0:52 A couple out to lunch found pearls in their oysters

0:56 Video of a bear trying to get into a restaurant

1:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:01 Former NFL players join lawsuit against Ohio State

1:09 NBA and NHL playoff update

1:09 Donkey basketball charity event to raise money

1:12 The latest actress to join OnlyFans is Jaime Pressly

1:21 People are worried that Ryan Seacrest may be sick

1:24 Sally Field talks about working with Robin Williams

1:26 J-Lo put house bought with Ben Affleck back on the market

1:27 New movies opening in theaters this weekend/The Sheep Detective

1:31 What is "Blue Dot Fever" and is it causing tour cancellations? 

1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:36   DARK SIDED

1:36 Woman accused of running over and killing a guy she met on a dating app

1:46 A lady and 2 friends robbed a guy who she met online

1:49 Man arrested for operating a drone with intoxicated

1:51 Update on the sheriff who allegedly posted a picture of his penis online

2:05 Old couple attacked a woman after she spanked her child in public

2:14 Woman stabbed hairdresser over a bad haircut

2:19   THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS

2:19 Hikers in shorts had to be rescued from the trails

2:24   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:24   BREAKING NEWS

2:24 We got the sheriff's dong pic

2:32   ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:32 EMAIL: New girl he is dating has puffy bits

2:45 EMAIL: Boyfriend stares at me while we bang

2:51   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:51   NEWS

2:51 Man arrested for trying to take 50lbs of weed onto a flight

2:54 50 rub & tugs get shutdown in a single county

2:57 Guy pretended to be blind in order to get disability benefits

3:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:01 CEO of Ryan Air wants to see early morning booze service banned at airports

3:04 Guy used drones to help delivery drivers find his home

3:06 JUNK FOOD ROUNDUP

3:06 Apple beer

3:09 TikTok trend to keep toast from getting soggy

3:10   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:10   SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION

3:10 Old lady crashed minivan into a restaurant

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Coming up on the Friday Bitches edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak is Ryan prepping for another kidney stone summer.

0:06.7

Oh my God, no.

0:08.5

We do an unfortunate deep dive into kidney stones off the top, so gird your loins.

0:12.9

You're going to be ready for some stuff.

0:14.7

Scraping. All I have to say is internal scraping.

0:16.9

Okay, all right.

0:17.9

Another actress decides to show us the gash, possibly. Maybe. She has signed up for

0:27.2

Onlyfans. Who is it? The Sheep Detective is a movie? We haven't heard about it. Just today.

0:35.5

It's opening today. It sounds insane.

0:39.2

We dig into that.

0:40.0

Also, what's causing blue dot fever and is their specialist they spoke to on the news drunk?

0:46.6

A dating app turns deadly.

0:49.6

Yes.

0:49.9

We'll explain why you should avoid some certain apps.

0:52.9

A woman robs a guy at a condo.

0:55.5

Another one of those sounds like hooker gone wrong stories.

0:58.8

A guy gets a DWI droning while intoxicated.

1:05.1

But the biggest update of the day, did we find a big black penis?

1:11.3

Oh my God, so exciting.

1:13.5

There's a sheriff in Michigan who posted or someone posted a picture of a gigantic penis on Facebook.

1:22.2

We got the uncensored image sent to us and wait till you hear our reaction.

1:27.4

All that. Plus, apparently, I shouldn't

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