Friday March 27th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

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TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 What a guy thought the dude that his girlfriend was banging was actually doing at his house

0:04 Woman threw a large cinnamon roll at a guy

0:06 Priest bit a woman over a communion wafer

0:18 Lady ran over herself with her own car

0:19 Daycare accused of putting ankle weights on a kid to slow him down

0:21 Someone called 911 because of a full litter box

0:27 Lady who accidentally showed her ass to her wedding guests

0:29 Things that you just pretend to enjoy

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0:38 2 people got hit by an airplane

0:43 Lady was injured after a piece of a carnival ride fell off and hit her

0:51 Man injured after ferry boat ride

0:56 Gardener attacked a guy who tried to steal equipment from his truck

0:59 Google agreed to delete incognito browsing data

1:02 The rate of growth for your pubic hair

1:08 EMAIL: His balls had an infection

1:15 DOUCHEBAG OF T HE DAY

1:15 Guy accused of randomly firing shots in the streets of Nashville

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1:17 Couple who yelled at a driver for running a stop sign got show at

1:30 A guy who was accused of stealing roommate's truck and pants

1:31 Passengers have to deplane over bad joke

1:35 Vanity license plates t hat were denied

1:45 When did you realize that your grandparents were still horny?

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2:01 ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:01 EMAIL: How does she tell her boyfriend that she has herpes?

2:09 EMAIL: Hasn't been laid in 9 years

2:20 EMAIL: Girlfriend's family didn't appreciate him laughing at their haunted house

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2:26 Guy got robbed on a Snapchat date

2:32 Tourist got a botched tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist

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2:46 Starbucks customer threw her hot drink at employees

2:49 Diner employee posted pictures of a customer's forgotten credit card online

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2:53 Pizza delivery driver gets shot at for pulling into the wrong driveway

END OF SHOW

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1:11.9	What happened when a panel fell off a car? that grandpa is a meth dealer. No, he's still dealing meth. He's still doing it, man.
1:15.7	What happened when a panel fell off a carnival ride?
1:17.0	Don't dress to Carnie.
1:17.9	Everyone dies.
1:21.8	What about when you discovered that your grandparents still get horny?
1:24.3	Oh, that's a bad discovery.
1:25.2	Yeah, it is.
1:29.3	On Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak, a woman tells her boyfriend that she has herpes.
1:30.8	Oh, that's fun to find out.
1:36.0	And a girl from Peru that this guy met wants to come visit.
1:37.5	What's our advice?
1:38.8	Stay tuned for that.
1:42.7	Also, a guy robbed on a Snapchat date.
1:45.5	It's happened to Chuck countless times. So many times.
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