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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, March 16th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Supposedly the best mattress in the world costs $1m

0:10 Update on the lawsuit against David Bar

0:20 McD's is bringing back their $3 value menue

0:32   NEWS

0:32 Airlines are asking the government to end shutdown for TSA agents

0:39 Passengers stuck on board a plane during a possible bomb threat investigation

0:41 Two ladies who were hit by an out-of-control NYC taxi cab

0:45 Woman who claims that Olive Garden fired her for not stopping a shooting

0:49 Update on the GoFundMe for the elderly DoorDash driver

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01 Update on how Jason's doctor appointment went

1:22   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:22 Oscar's results

1:25 The Razzies award the worst movies of the year

1:27 Theater attendance numbers continue to struggle

1:31 Dolly Parton addresses rumors during her keynote address

1:33 William Shatner will have surgery after falling off of a horse and injuring his arm

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:39   FLORIDA'S EFFED UP

1:39 Guy called 911 after he was driving golf cart drunk, wife fell out and hit her head

1:44 Woman crashed a car, was acting and smelled drunk but tried to claim that she was sober

1:45 Woman gets life-threatening illness after friend fed her fermented sword fish

1:53 100-year-old becomes oldest organ donor in the USA after passing away and liver was transplanted

2:09 The strange thing that caused a guy's skin to turn blue while he slept

2:14 Mike Tyson thought a little person was a small child

2:17 People believe there are certain things that they must do before going to bed

2:27   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:29   PERVERT OF THE DAY

2:29 Guy got nude and jerked in front of women, said it was a dare

2:32 Cop accused of stealing nudes from women after pulling them over

2:37 Tesla nearly drove off an overpass

2:39 Bear makes appearance behind news reporter during live report about that very bear

2:43 Hungry bear ransacked woman's kitchen, ate a bunch of her snacks

2:47 Bride gets stitches in her leg one hour before her wedding

2:50 Guy deleted Power Ball winning email because he thought it was a scam

2:56   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:58   NEWS

2:58 Woman stopped a porch pirate with empathy and kindness

3:02 Meme about making video evidence look like A.I. 

3:04 Judge ran into rush hour traffic to save a toddler

3:08 Good Samaritan helps trapped truck driver after a rollover

3:11   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:13 Four people vandalized the Pictured Rocks

3:16 Study on your brains attention span

3:18 Chihuahua returned to owner one year after being stolen

3:23   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:15   WHATS UP WITH THE ASIANS

3:15 Guy and wife wander off hiking trail, he fell into a bear den

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:29.7

All right, hey, Dave and Chuck the Freak Monday, the 16th of March, and over the weekend,

0:36.5

was Jason the only one that peed on two men?

0:40.6

No.

0:41.5

Probably not.

0:42.6

No, probably not.

0:43.2

Unfortunately.

0:44.1

But why did it happen to him?

0:46.8

Crazy tale, we'll get down to the bottom of it.

0:49.5

Also, an old guy tips a golf cart.

0:52.4

You should not drink and golf cart.

0:54.8

No.

0:55.9

Big deal there.

0:57.0

A woman gets really sick from a meal that her friends served her.

1:01.6

Let me make you some food and poison you to death.

1:06.4

Watch what you eat, my friends.

1:09.1

Our dick transplants a thing and even more crazy.

1:12.9

Yes.

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