Monday, March 16th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 200 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Supposedly the best mattress in the world costs $1m
0:10 Update on the lawsuit against David Bar
0:20 McD's is bringing back their $3 value menue
0:32 NEWS
0:32 Airlines are asking the government to end shutdown for TSA agents
0:39 Passengers stuck on board a plane during a possible bomb threat investigation
0:41 Two ladies who were hit by an out-of-control NYC taxi cab
0:45 Woman who claims that Olive Garden fired her for not stopping a shooting
0:49 Update on the GoFundMe for the elderly DoorDash driver
0:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:01 Update on how Jason's doctor appointment went
1:22 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:22 Oscar's results
1:25 The Razzies award the worst movies of the year
1:27 Theater attendance numbers continue to struggle
1:31 Dolly Parton addresses rumors during her keynote address
1:33 William Shatner will have surgery after falling off of a horse and injuring his arm
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:39 FLORIDA'S EFFED UP
1:39 Guy called 911 after he was driving golf cart drunk, wife fell out and hit her head
1:44 Woman crashed a car, was acting and smelled drunk but tried to claim that she was sober
1:45 Woman gets life-threatening illness after friend fed her fermented sword fish
1:53 100-year-old becomes oldest organ donor in the USA after passing away and liver was transplanted
2:09 The strange thing that caused a guy's skin to turn blue while he slept
2:14 Mike Tyson thought a little person was a small child
2:17 People believe there are certain things that they must do before going to bed
2:27 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:29 PERVERT OF THE DAY
2:29 Guy got nude and jerked in front of women, said it was a dare
2:32 Cop accused of stealing nudes from women after pulling them over
2:37 Tesla nearly drove off an overpass
2:39 Bear makes appearance behind news reporter during live report about that very bear
2:43 Hungry bear ransacked woman's kitchen, ate a bunch of her snacks
2:47 Bride gets stitches in her leg one hour before her wedding
2:50 Guy deleted Power Ball winning email because he thought it was a scam
2:56 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:58 NEWS
2:58 Woman stopped a porch pirate with empathy and kindness
3:02 Meme about making video evidence look like A.I.
3:04 Judge ran into rush hour traffic to save a toddler
3:08 Good Samaritan helps trapped truck driver after a rollover
3:11 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:13 Four people vandalized the Pictured Rocks
3:16 Study on your brains attention span
3:18 Chihuahua returned to owner one year after being stolen
3:23 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:15 WHATS UP WITH THE ASIANS
3:15 Guy and wife wander off hiking trail, he fell into a bear den
END OF SHOW
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| 0:29.7 | All right, hey, Dave and Chuck the Freak Monday, the 16th of March, and over the weekend, |
| 0:36.5 | was Jason the only one that peed on two men? |
| 0:40.6 | No. |
| 0:41.5 | Probably not. |
| 0:42.6 | No, probably not. |
| 0:43.2 | Unfortunately. |
| 0:44.1 | But why did it happen to him? |
| 0:46.8 | Crazy tale, we'll get down to the bottom of it. |
| 0:49.5 | Also, an old guy tips a golf cart. |
| 0:52.4 | You should not drink and golf cart. |
| 0:54.8 | No. |
| 0:55.9 | Big deal there. |
| 0:57.0 | A woman gets really sick from a meal that her friends served her. |
| 1:01.6 | Let me make you some food and poison you to death. |
| 1:06.4 | Watch what you eat, my friends. |
| 1:09.1 | Our dick transplants a thing and even more crazy. |
| 1:12.9 | Yes. |
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