Tuesday March 17th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

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TIME TOPIC

0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

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0:01 Woman fell into a well, stayed there overnight before calling for help

0:05 Guy sent a bomb threat to himself in a lady's name to get revenge on her

0:09 Woman found a rattle snake in her car while driving

0:13 Guy jerked off on camera during Zoom city council meeting

0:17 Where a huge hooker brawl broke out in the streets

0:21 Guy with the largest medically verified penises in the world

0:28 The top food-related turn offs/What did someone do to turn you off with food?

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0:44 How biscuits and hashbrown dispute lead to a shootout

0:51 A stolen bag of Funions helped to identify a criminal

0:58 Old lady busted stealing funeral floral arrangements

1:04 The four things that a guy had added to his body

1:11 Maggots had to be removed from woman's mouth after bad dental procedure

1:18 Discussing bathroom habits with your partner

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1:27 Porch pirate stole package right out of a customer's hands

1:33 Postal worker was caught racing a Mustang in her USPS delivery van

1:38 Guy wearing only underwear and an ankle monitor stole a boat

1:41 Naked man broke into a home

1:43 Body-mod guy live streamed castrations

1:53 Woman's jaw got stuck open after a big yawn

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ASK DCTF

2:02 EMAIL: Wife spent over $1k on psychics over a single month

2:11 EMAIL: He wants to go away for the weekend with buddies for 40th birthday, wife doesn't like it

2:16 EMAIL: How does he help his dad start dating again in his 60s?

2:21 EMAIL: Neighbor's cat is interested in bunny nest under their deck

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2:27 Guy stole luxury vibrators to resell on Marketplace

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2:36 Guy is lucky to be alive after runaway saw blade barely missed him

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2:42 How long you should take to date again after a breakup

END OF SHOW

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0:00.0	Tuesday, March 17th, you've got Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:03.5	And coming up, what happened when a guy jerked off on camera during a Zoom City Council meeting?
0:09.7	Well, the last time I did that, it got really, really wild.
0:13.9	A huge hooker brawl broke out in the streets of Thailand.
0:17.1	How many of them are ladyboys?
0:19.1	Well, the last time I went to Thailand, a lot of lady boys.
0:22.4	He had a lot.
0:23.2	Yeah.
0:23.6	You know you've had a bad dental procedure if you find maggots in your mouth after work.
0:29.9	Oh, my God, no.
0:31.1	We'll get into that lady's story.
0:33.2	We'll discuss bathroom habits with your partner.
0:36.4	A wife spent $1,000 on psychics in a single month.
0:41.2	Oh, my God.
0:42.7	What advice do we have for her husband?
0:45.8	And why did a guy steal a bunch of luxury vibrators?
0:50.1	Because they're amazing, Dave.
0:51.8	The last time Chuck did that.
0:53.0	Last time I did that. I still have them. That's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the freak. Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on.
1:14.2	Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.
1:17.4	All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar.
1:18.2	Zero sugar?
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