Mommy's Belly

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Iliza does a dramatic reading of the most awful Christmas ornament and defends moms on social media.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything!
0:30.0	Help! Help! Help!
0:33.0	Okay, so I have decided to hire a nutritionist.
0:39.0	Oh!
0:41.0	Just because we're gonna have the baby and, yeah, of course I know what's healthy,
0:47.0	I know how much sugar and stuff, but I don't know.
0:49.0	I figure why not get back in fighting shape as quickly as possible?
0:54.0	And she was like, I just need you to write down what you eat for like three days.
0:59.0	I was like, okay, no problem, but it reads like a hamster went ballistic.
1:06.0	Can I just read you what I, now to be fair and I feel like everyone makes this excuse,
1:11.0	so I'm like, okay, this is obviously why people hire nutritionists.
1:14.0	I, because everyone's like, well, we had an office party.
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