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Ask Iliza Anything

Power Fluting

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Iliza apologizes for her labored breathing and helps a forlorn flutist.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question!

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook!

0:17.0

We'll see them, we'll read them, then we'll give you answers! You know it, I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answer! You asked me! Ask a laser anything! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

So what's weird about being pregnant is you're everything gets smushed, so you're stomach.

0:39.0

It's not that it's smaller but it's smushed, so you have the capacity to eat less even though I'm starving.

0:45.0

So I won't be hungry all day and then I'll have like a bite of food and it's like floodgates are open.

0:50.0

And not unlike a horse, like I will just eat until I make myself sick, which isn't that much food because then the heartburn comes but anyways it's just a real, it's a real delicate dance of like I'm starving but I better slow down but I can't because I have no self control.

1:05.0

And it's the new dog anyways. I just get so hungry.

1:09.0

And Noah has a name for he calls it blind orky because I'll just hork down food and I won't blink like my eyes go like shark black and I'll just eat I should get so hungry so sad.

1:21.0

What if you we've been doing one of our dogs keeps throwing up so we have to give her little meals throughout the day. What if you did that? What if you had 10 little meals?

1:30.0

Counterpoint what if I have 10 little meals and three big meals and I just never stop eating I also notice that I think better when I eat.

1:39.0

Like if I'm at a meeting I've and if there's food.

1:42.0

Like it's time to load up. I'm like Brad Pitt how he's eating and every scene is really attractive.

1:48.0

You can't help it and I get out of breath.

1:51.0

I just love eating fast.

1:53.0

Do you eat really really fast always you've always eaten very quickly but now it's hard for you because you're trying to eat but you can't breathe out your nose and so it's I'm worried you're going to choke and die.

2:04.0

I mean people listen to this bug. I guess can probably hear me my labor breathing in the back just like my sex offender breathing.

2:12.0

Just listening to those questions. It's gross the whole things gross nothing about I've had a very lucky easy pregnancy.

2:23.0

But the whole thing is gross and one of my friends was like asking me about breastfeeding and I don't have an answer and she was like it's barbaric.

2:30.0

It is a total mind fuck to be like these are things that boys like to see and cover your boobs. They're so sacred and they're so sexy and then you have a baby and it's like it gets us out of my face.

2:43.0

These are utilitarian. This is for free. Like it's just this weird shift.

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