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🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired October 20, 2025: Caress me Father, for I have sinned. Pretending to be an attorney for your girlfriend. Everything you wanna know about mac and cheese with a side of broken glass.
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| 0:00.0 | You podcast listeners are smart. |
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| 0:29.5 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:31.5 | Fair. Oh, F me. |
| 0:43.9 | All right, everybody. |
| 0:46.5 | Let's try and be professional about this. |
| 0:49.1 | What we have here is a glorious, beautiful, brand new work week, |
| 0:53.4 | and we couldn't ask for a better crowd |
| 0:55.1 | to spend it with. Welcome to the Dam. 93X half-fast morning show fresh off our little |
| 1:01.2 | casino adventure in Wisconsin from last week. Now's, I guess, as good a time as any, to thank |
| 1:07.8 | everyone who joined us out there. We had a hell of a good time, didn't we Josh it was fun it was um we were told the busiest one yet and you certainly could tell |
| 1:15.8 | there's only one or two people that i'm a little worried about this morning with their alcohol |
| 1:20.7 | consumption from the time we first met them to the time we set our sweet goodbyes it's kind of a |
| 1:26.7 | non-stop run for some people there everybody was behaved with the exception of maybe one of the people that was supposed to go on stage, but for the most part, I would say 99.9% of it was awesome. What are you referring to? Oh, there's just some rumors going around about a particular person who is going to go on the stage and may or may not have been imbibed a little too much. |
| 1:46.4 | Oh, no one from this particular building. |
| 1:48.3 | No, no, no, no. |
| 1:49.2 | Everybody here, as far as I know, was behaved. |
| 1:53.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:54.2 | Although Ashley was out real late Thursday night. |
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