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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Been Caught Stealing

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 20, 2025: Caress me Father, for I have sinned. Pretending to be an attorney for your girlfriend. Everything you wanna know about mac and cheese with a side of broken glass.

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0:00.0

You podcast listeners are smart.

0:02.1

We say that all the time around here.

0:03.7

Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.

0:22.4

Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,

0:25.6

and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. The 93X-Hast morning show.

0:29.5

Ninety-three.

0:31.5

Fair. Oh, F me.

0:43.9

All right, everybody.

0:46.5

Let's try and be professional about this.

0:49.1

What we have here is a glorious, beautiful, brand new work week,

0:53.4

and we couldn't ask for a better crowd

0:55.1

to spend it with. Welcome to the Dam. 93X half-fast morning show fresh off our little

1:01.2

casino adventure in Wisconsin from last week. Now's, I guess, as good a time as any, to thank

1:07.8

everyone who joined us out there. We had a hell of a good time, didn't we Josh it was fun it was um we were told the busiest one yet and you certainly could tell

1:15.8

there's only one or two people that i'm a little worried about this morning with their alcohol

1:20.7

consumption from the time we first met them to the time we set our sweet goodbyes it's kind of a

1:26.7

non-stop run for some people there everybody was behaved with the exception of maybe one of the people that was supposed to go on stage, but for the most part, I would say 99.9% of it was awesome. What are you referring to? Oh, there's just some rumors going around about a particular person who is going to go on the stage and may or may not have been imbibed a little too much.

1:46.4

Oh, no one from this particular building.

1:48.3

No, no, no, no.

1:49.2

Everybody here, as far as I know, was behaved.

1:53.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:54.2

Although Ashley was out real late Thursday night.

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